eating a magnum ice cream bar
MY BABIES ARE LEAVING SNL :[
Andy Samberg
Kristen Wiig
Jason SudeikasI LOVE YOU FOREVEVRERNCWO.
They are the main reason I still watch SNL.
I’m so horribly sad about this.
I-84
totally got hit on by an attractive guy and i didn’t even get his number or anything. i just let him hit on me and i didn’t even reciprocate. this is why i’m single - because i’m a legit idiot.
my marriage (if i get married)
- me: hey darlin welcome home
- husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
- me: take off your pants
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- husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
- me: how long did they say it would take?
- husband: about 30 mins
- me: get naked
- husband: but i thought we were gonna-
- me: naked. now
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- husband: i'm bored
- me: lay down.now
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- me: i love you so much
- husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
- me: get in the bed
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- husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
- me: nope.sex
- husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
- me: sex
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- me: i had a crappy day at work today
- husband: want me to make you some tea?
- me: i want you naked. i'm angry
- husband: what about a back rub?
- me: naked...drop your pants
- husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
- me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
